she will occupied the pc whole day doing hher online business. and i am too lazy to on the dlink thing for my laptop to connect so i only blog now. and obviously sis is away agin to SFO. good luck for her flight.
i will wiat in sg for my present. auto hor jie :P
so hows school - BORED AND STRESSED. GG.
i already pon 3 lecture and 1 tutorial. damn sinful la, but i am trying to console myself by telling myself 1 week only. nevertheless, i still felt guilty. well, its over and madonna saying "life sucks" so move on.
i promise for full attendance the rest of the weeks, starting with this one. mary is not here motivate me. damn~ faster come back la, idiot no one to tap my card noe. lucky enought, guojie and angie is knid enought for helping me with the tapping of cards for lecture. i do attend lectures but late.
and again 2 late = absent. so they really got to help me. THANKS!!
school has been rather hectic with those hard modules and some boring lecturer but some is realy great like entrepeurship and crm. fun teachers.
lets post something from my emails -
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:'I'll be home when want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?' His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.'(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!' 'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!' (HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house. After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?' She says, 'I was in bed.' 'In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!' (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of hi achievement He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?' His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.' (RIGHT ON, LADY!)
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning the man woke up, only to discove it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
it all end with this :D
nice day! :D i love working with yun :P
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