Funny post

OK, lets start with some funny chinese thingy. form my email~ not very funny though.

1) 题目: ...一边 ...........一边 ............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服,一边穿裤子 .
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

2) 例题: 别人都夸我 ( )，其实我 ( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我 ( 是戴面具的 ) 。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用 ???

3) 题目: 好 ... 又好 ..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿 ,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

4) 题目 : 欣欣向荣- 比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗...

5) 题目: 谢谢 ....因为 ......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈 ,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

i pick those 5 out of 35. :) the last one sound funny. lols.

so here's another one bout using Singlish is much convenient than English. this one is funny.

When going shopping...
Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Britons : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...
Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...
Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S'poreans: No-nid. (no need)

When asking for permission...
Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door? S'poreans: (pointing at door) Can or Not?

When asking to be excused...
Britons : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S'poreans: Go toilet. Cannot tahan oreddy.

When entertaining...
Britons : Please make yourself right at home.
S'poreans: Don't shy leh!

When doubting someone..
Britons : I don't recall you giving me the money.
S'poreans: Where got?

When declining an offer...
Britons : I'd prefer no to do that, if you don't mind.
S'poreans: Doe-waaaan.

When deciding on a plan of action...
Britons : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out & all the restaurants are closed?
S'poreans: So how?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Britons : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S'poreans: Talk cock lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here. S'poreans: Eh, tiam, can or not?

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S'poreans: See what?

so today mark another boring and waste of time day~
the another mentor Dr. chan is kind of boring. i totally feel like sleeping just listenin to him talk, become worse when he told us to see the stock clip thing. but i am looking forward to the stock trading game la. sound fun huh. can learn to be broker.

so we will ask wat we wan to be in future. i wan to be either a private banker or broker. something that can earn good income. but they always say the diploma u study doesnt reflect what u will go working in future. so shall see how, but still bless me with a good job and i will promise to work hard.

the thoughts of going university alway come into my mind but whether i can anot is another matter. have to really mug hard and improve my GPA inorder to go in. currently gpa:3.19++ hais, local uni is hard la. :( but another problem is the financial. university is like so expensive too. yes, i know its still another one and a half year before i complete my diploma but i always wan to tink far and plan early right.

and people are all saying, "diploma is nothing", "we can not do without a degree" so how? still tinking whether to go anot. :( but must make sure result wise and financial is able to first.

i already plan that if i am goin i will support myself in term of the school fee. its not easy but if this is wat i wan i will support myself. just like my car license. so that the burden will not be on my mum. :) and i wont feel stress.

so let fate decide whether i will go ba. for result wise i will do my best :D financial i will work hard too. but honestly speaking working as part time while studying is not easy but i have already gotten use. :) i hope to help in little for my family.

thats about all. my blog is so picture-less. boo~

met up with huiting, yun n jo ytd. hope jo like our little surprise, we are guilty for not goin the hotel but hopefully she understand la. :)

happy to know that yun is doin well. pls tell me ur delivery date in advance ok? and the wedding photos i wan the cd. *hugs. when will be the majhong session? haha.

tkcare all. :)